Yesterday I was
Me: Hello?
Julius [with a fake voice]: This is Roger Williams. I would like to buy a 2-story house.
Me: Really? Do you have any money?
J: Yes.
Me: How much?
J: Um, well, a whole bank full.
Me: Do you have a family?
J: Yes, a wife and a boy and a girl.
Me: So you'd like a nice yard for your kids?
J: Oh, yes, definitely.
Me: Mr. Williams, when would you like to see this house?
J: Well, I think in the morning, very early. I will meet you at your office.
Me: Okay, thanks Mr. Williams. See you tomorrow.
We hang up. I go back to
A minute later the phone rings.
Me: Hello?
J: This is Mr. Bertram.
Me: Mr. Bertram? (Where does he get these names??)
J: Yes. Mr. Bertram. I'd like to buy a one-story house.
Me: Okay. How much would you like to spend?
J: Um... probably one hundred dollars.
Me: Probably more like one hundred THOUSAND dollars.
J: Okay, I will spend that.
Me: When would you like to go look?
J: I would like to go early in the morning. Maybe after you drop your son off at school. (My gosh, Mr. Bertram is a stalker who knows I have a son!)
Me: I already have an appointment with someone named Mr. Williams so we'll have to make it mid-morning, like around 10 o'clock. Is that okay?
J: Yes, that's good. See you then.
Right in the middle of
Again, here comes the redhead. "Mom, I heard you talking to someone. Who was that?" I told him he wouldn't believe it, but I had THREE appointments tomorrow. We were going to be RICH! He smiled and said, "That's awesome mom. I'm going back in here to... take a nap." Yeah, like that would ever happen without me threatening you or giving you Benadryl.
The fourth time the phone range, I
Finally, I had to put my foot down when he dialed my mom's phone. In a high pitched ladies voice he said, "Helloooo, this is your friend Gloria...."
I fear my future.
Too funny!! And you are so good to play along.
ReplyDeleteIf only my work calls were half so intelligent and interesting. If I give you my office number, he can ring me all day. Makes a change from people demanding meetings and deadlines. He'd make more sense.
ReplyDeleteOh so funny. I always relied on Benadryl when my boy was little...
ReplyDelete:-)
Hellooooo
ReplyDelete*LMAO*
I am laughing! What a fun guy. I fear that we are in for the same.
ReplyDeleteThe names are hilarious.
Don't forget to tell him how disappointed you were when those 3 guys didn't show.
ReplyDeleteFunny story! He sounds like a charming little piece of work. If only life were like a prank phonecall :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Too cute and hopefully bought you enough time to finish killing off those zombies!
ReplyDeleteLiteral guffawing here.
ReplyDeleteSomething about the Williams brothers reminds me of the three pigs, trying to get the best house but one that fits individual needs.
BWAHAHAH! Brilliant!!! Mine would call people and then...not talk...So you'd hear a disembodied voice going 'hello? hello?' and have to find the phone.
ReplyDeleteHe learned from the best!
ReplyDeletehe is FAR too smart for a six year old! you will have your hands even MORE full than they already are!
ReplyDeletei happen to be reading: the zombie survival guide by max brooks. its very informative. maybe it will help you with your game - er - endeavors?
I love how he kept coming out to check on his results.
ReplyDeletehee hee! Golly - thank goodness I grew up when I did. Kids can't prank call anymore with caller ID...
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