September 27, 2015

Remember Me in 2033

September, 2015, we stood at the edge of the silent street and stared at it, the eclipse of the supermoon, a blood moon. Down the street a neighbor, also in his pajamas stared motionless into the sky. Up the street I heard children running out of their house shouting for their parents to hurry, to see the moon, to see the magic.

My vision was suddenly clouded by a memory of another time, being woken in the dead of night by my grandmother who sneaked me out of bed and walked me, groggy and confused, barefoot down a dirt lane to her house where hot chocolate waited. Outside in the sky, Comet West tore past our planet. I have no idea how it looks in outer space but to a nine year old girl on the surface of Earth it was a fat, smeary star, fuzzy around the edges. The greater novelty was being out under the stars with my grandmother and a mug of cocoa while my parents slept in the house next door, completely clueless as to my whereabouts.

It was February, 1976. Mystics claim that comets portend coming cataclysmic events. That summer my parents would divorce and my life would change radically. But right then there was hot chocolate and magic. As far as I knew, all was right with the world.

But forward to 2015 I stood in the street with my family in a surreal diorama with neighbors, all of us staring entranced at the sky like a scene from a weird sci-fi movie.

I wrapped my arms around my littlest boy, my mouth nuzzled against his ear. "Remember me in 2033 when this comes around again. Be sure to bring your kids outside to watch this with them, okay?"

"I will Mom, I promise."

September 3, 2015

Seasoned Favorites

There is a header at the top of Neil Gaiman’s blog in which a photographic “bust” of him is perched looking out at the reader. He sports his trademark unruly hair and traditional rumpled vibe. But what captivates me at the moment I’m looking are his eyes.

He has bags under his eyes.  A healthy portion of them.

And I think to myself how interesting it is that they are not Photoshopped, not minimized and it thrills me.  It thrills me in the way that I’m thrilled by a plate of real food in the world of processed, fake garbage edibles. Or by someone who maintains eye contact with me during a conversation despite the fact that their phone is dinging with incoming text messages. Or by a friendly moment with a stranger in which you see some humanity instead of the jet trail they leave behind as they race past you like you don’t exist.

I guess I’m talking about authenticity. But particularly with the bodies we wear while we are alive.
There is so much energy and money put into holding back time, to pretending we are not what we are – seasoned, experienced.  Weathered.

Neil Gaiman is weathered.  And it’s awesome.  So was Maya Angelou, Georgia O’Keefe.  So is Margaret Atwood.  But I look at their pictures and I find their faces beautiful because they tell a story.  Those are faces that have lived and seen and done things.  The faces announce, “I’m here and I’m perfectly fine where I am on this path toward Home.” To me there is something comforting in looking at a person like that.

There’s a perverse irony in approaching waning youth armed with scalpels and injectables and other horrors of the invasive shoring up of the body against the ravages of time.  We’ve all seen the plastic surgery fails posts online. The harder you try to fix it, the more bizarre and less human the face becomes until you’re left with a strange mask that resembles much of nothing, a faint shadow of whatever dissatisfied person is left in there.

 My favorites are the bodies that are like old journals, the supple leather ones that are creased and worn. The ones that when cracked open have a thousand scrawled pages of stories inside, that are interesting because they have spent their energy on living and earning every mark they carry instead of spending it on avoiding what is inevitable – that we carry ourselves around in a vessel that is subject to wear, subject to imperfection. Destined for eventual failure.

Some mornings under the harsh light of my bathroom mirror I gently touch the skin around my own tired eyes, nudging them smooth until they look ten years younger, then sigh and let it resume being what it is.  Me.

Beautiful, real me.

Images from Wikimedia Commons.

July 9, 2015

Summer Carols

I've decided we need Christmas-style Carols for summer time to hold us over until we get to December.

So, I'm starting the trend.

Deck the Yard (sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls")

Deck the yard with citronella,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis' the season to be bitten,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Ticks and chiggers love the springtime,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.,
Donn we now our stinky bug spray,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See mosquitoes fly before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Slap your arms and curse the summer,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me to Lawn and Garden
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Where we get our Deet repellent,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Chemicals may give us cancer,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Keep us from the itching, scratching,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Scabby chiggers, painful bug bites
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We’re avoiding West Nile Virus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la la la la la