For some reason my husband wanted to watch Amistad on this fine Sunday afternoon. To distract myself from the sheer horror of it I decided to go look at some statistics about my blogs. I usually save it for a time when I really want to punish myself or deflate my "huge ego the size of Montana" (as Rob calls it).
I've decided, after viewing some of the key phrases people have used that brought them to my blog, that either I'm really screwed up or that people have worse problems than I do. Or maybe we're all in the same boat and it's sinking.
Since I had a great time perusing this list, I thought you might as well get some benefit, too. With or without the horrors of Amistad. If that movie comes walking toward you in a dark alley, just run the heck away. I'm serious.
TOP TEN FREAKISH WAYS TO FIND MY BLOG THROUGH A SEARCH ENGINE:
10. weird correlations
Yes, that will be evident by the time you get to #1.
9. melons pits good
Not sure if they were searching for a food web site, a gardening web site or my post about deoderant. Diversity is good, though.
8. blog +sexy +office +"drive men wild"
Yeah, I want to read that blog, too!
7. someone's gonna get fired for that
6. uterus recall
Mine hasn't been, but I wish it would.
5. uterus turn overed
If your uterus has turned over, see #6.
4. infant homemade remedies for vomiting
I feel your pain. I'm surprised I don't also have half a dozen entries for infant poop and also several entries for boogers, thrown food, poop in the bathtub, a variety ways to pee on mommy and possibly something involving a number of different types of dead bug.
3. 2 year old has to rearrange blankets over and over
Tristan, someone is looking for you.
2. childfree 2009
If all goes according to plan, 2025. However, every other parent I've spoken to who has adult children say it's more likely to be 2045 or later.
1. are moldy avocados okay?
I would say no, but if you were to ask my mom she'd just tell you to cut the bad parts off.