tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post1178168303711703579..comments2023-11-05T01:32:28.975-06:00Comments on Observations from an Ozark Life: Below the Waist, Random This and ThatWendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03115002505324651653noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-64893566011911388342009-03-31T08:51:00.000-05:002009-03-31T08:51:00.000-05:00Wendy, this is one of the best that I've read from...Wendy, this is one of the best that I've read from you. I was laughing out loud the entire post. Is your husband that funny, too?<BR/><BR/>When my older son was in kindergarten I received a phone call from his 70-yr-old, humorless teacher. "I thought you might like to talk to your son... we found him showing his private parts to a girl in the bathroom."<BR/>My immediate reaction was to burst out laughing until I noticed, rather uncomfortably, that she was utterly silent. I cleared my throat and told her I'd have a talk...Funnyrunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06871547075275345029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-25268337080444575522009-03-25T04:40:00.000-05:002009-03-25T04:40:00.000-05:00My girls do the butt game too. They spank each ot...My girls do the butt game too. They spank each other and yell, 'Bad po po!' Oh, and the Russians have a word for hovering over the toilet seat that I learned when I studied there. It basically translates into, 'Sit of the eagle.' You aren't supposed to do it in your own home, though. Hazmat - good word.honeypiehorsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09358387415723594962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-69260417006127749342009-03-24T23:50:00.000-05:002009-03-24T23:50:00.000-05:00LOL! I have had many similar experiences with my y...LOL! I have had many similar experiences with my youngest.Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13534398867537016708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-67086701566155666702009-03-24T22:21:00.000-05:002009-03-24T22:21:00.000-05:00You're a PEACH!You're a PEACH!Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-3335293719258036842009-03-24T22:11:00.000-05:002009-03-24T22:11:00.000-05:00Shark, after having looked at your blog there is N...Shark, after having looked at your blog there is NO DOUBT in my mind you will have occasion to use it.<BR/><BR/>Mama Goose and Sherri, LOL... mine has asked for "proof" too! Whew, I'm glad it wasn't just me. Divert, divert, divert!<BR/><BR/>Colleen, I'm delighted you stopped by.<BR/><BR/>Shannon, me either. I let his dad fix that problem.<BR/><BR/>Kathy, Barry, Lawyer Mom -- thank you!<BR/><BR/>Suzy, sorry -- I fixed the doodad so your hands will love me. Metaphorically speaking, I mean. Btw, your blog rocks.Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03115002505324651653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-63429674526201701242009-03-24T21:31:00.000-05:002009-03-24T21:31:00.000-05:00my three-year-old nagged me for a while about why ...my three-year-old nagged me for a while about why I didn't have a schlong too. And he wanted proof (which I'm glad to see isn't unusual). no, I didn't give it to him, just changed the subject. repeatedly. dig your blog!essbeseehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05745117719761568320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-14672560779543019752009-03-24T20:30:00.000-05:002009-03-24T20:30:00.000-05:00That was hysterical, esp. the Hazmat emergency cal...That was hysterical, esp. the Hazmat emergency call.Lawyer Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04487040434589941351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-33814599125418809662009-03-24T19:38:00.000-05:002009-03-24T19:38:00.000-05:00We should all have a penis!Are you getting that mu...We should all have a penis!<BR/><BR/>Are you getting that much spam that you have to have two things up? I've never seen that before and was just wondering. I HATE the letters thing. (but that's becAuse of my numb hands)Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-60549020373054467142009-03-24T18:10:00.000-05:002009-03-24T18:10:00.000-05:00These are naught, but very very funny. I'm glad I ...These are naught, but very very funny. I'm glad I have no taste and pushed right on by your warning.Barryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13824632356834631279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-79710680112117229772009-03-24T17:54:00.000-05:002009-03-24T17:54:00.000-05:00Ok, now that I've stopped crying over the discussi...Ok, now that I've stopped crying over the discussion on your va-jay-jay (btw my legs are crossed) and the Toddlers obsession with booty, I'd like to thank you for the best laugh I had all day :D That's was beyond awesome Wendy!♥ Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14591559212770014981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-1515971404545434322009-03-24T13:42:00.000-05:002009-03-24T13:42:00.000-05:00We've smelled the Stench of Discovery! Classic - I...We've smelled the Stench of Discovery! Classic - I love it. So, did they drive to the field? I don't even want to know what his car seat smells like!!!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07296794498771496242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-69186897959259657662009-03-24T12:18:00.000-05:002009-03-24T12:18:00.000-05:00Hey there! I just started following your blog, and...Hey there! I just started following your blog, and I have to tell you that this stuff is FUNNY! Thank you for sharing your humor... I SO needed it today!Colleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08072801413723634187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-29228945619014433662009-03-24T10:45:00.000-05:002009-03-24T10:45:00.000-05:00I am howling! Penis MINE!! I have the same convers...I am howling! Penis MINE!! I have the same conversation in my house too, but they want PROOF that I don't have a penis.... Um. Yah.Mama Goosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06981857083383583631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571590790949407117.post-48958879778734653372009-03-24T10:17:00.000-05:002009-03-24T10:17:00.000-05:00I'm going to start yelling, "I've smelled the Sten...I'm going to start yelling, "I've smelled the Stench of Discovery!" at appropriate times. I'm not sure what those times might be, but I'll think of something.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.com